ME: I promised a Wednesday Weigh-In, so here I am. 158.8 lbs
YOU: You're down, good for you! What did you do the past week?
ME: I tracked all my Weight Watchers points and stayed WITHIN my points by eating lots of veggies, fruit, and lean protein.
YOU: So, let me get this straight... Eat well, lose weight. Eat poorly, gain weight. *your eyebrow slightly raises*
ME: *blush* Huh. Who knew?